A pre-money valuation of ₹5 crores – roughly 2x annual net profit at current rates. Not sales, not EBITDA. Net profit.
Of course boss. They do not have a fancy ass misplaced sense of self worth and they are not telling you the ‘Gross addressable market’ metrics. They are idiots. They make profits? Who needs that?
We need them to think crazy. Like sons asked neumanns.
Thanks a lot for this. I am not keyed in to shark because I am tuned into Snark, but this made me smile and (the horror!) hopeful.
May they buyout the sharks because even if you pay a dollar for that, it is still 1 Dollar too many.
Which makes me think, there should be a bust of Neumann on the sets of Shark tank, no? Like, they should start every episode with a prayer to the patron saint of grifters.
A pre-money valuation of ₹5 crores – roughly 2x annual net profit at current rates. Not sales, not EBITDA. Net profit.
Of course boss. They do not have a fancy ass misplaced sense of self worth and they are not telling you the ‘Gross addressable market’ metrics. They are idiots. They make profits? Who needs that?
We need them to think crazy. Like sons asked neumanns.
Thanks a lot for this. I am not keyed in to shark because I am tuned into Snark, but this made me smile and (the horror!) hopeful.
May they buyout the sharks because even if you pay a dollar for that, it is still 1 Dollar too many.
Welcome back, fucker!
Which makes me think, there should be a bust of Neumann on the sets of Shark tank, no? Like, they should start every episode with a prayer to the patron saint of grifters.
*Roar.mp3*